I got to Utah yesterday, and the drive out here was kind of epic. I’m glad I did it, but I have to admit that I will likely not be choosing 3-day drives as my preferred method of getting places 2,100 miles away in the future. Especially if I-80 or the midwest in general is involved.
The first day was pretty good. I drove for maybe 13 hours and made it halfway across Illinois, which was good for morale because (1) I knocked out a lot states, and (2) Chicago had been my unofficial “I need to get at least this far” point. What was bad for morale was staying in a really shitty (but cheap! $30!) motel. Ok, lesson learned: it’s worth an extra $20-$40 for a decent hotel.
Day 2 kind of ate my soul. Let me tell you, from the middle of Illinois all the way to Salt Lake City, there is NOTHING. There are corn fields, cows and truck stops. And Omaha. Omaha is seriously the most exciting thing in that 1,300 mile span. My mental low point occurred about 1/3 of the way through Nebraska at a truck stop selling Jesus t-shirts, Bibles, and trashy novels, filled with people wearing cowboy hats. Anyways, here’s what that whole part of the country looks like:

Now you never have to go there. You can thank me later.
Right, so on day 2 I made it to Cheyenne, Wyoming in about 13 hours, mostly because I refused to give Nebraska the satisfaction of me sleeping there. I stayed in a Sleep Inn that was properly heated and didn’t smell like smoke and had free wireless internets, and it was wonderful. Oh, the one thing about Nebraska that entertained me was that they had cattle auctions on the radio. You can’t make this stuff up.
Day 3 was nice and short — about 7 hours. Wyoming, while still having absolutely nothing in it, is at least kind of pretty at times. Also, within about 45 minutes of leaving Cheyenne I saw horses wearing sweaters, which was kind of awesome. My helpful “Cowboy State weather forecast” gave me rainfall and snowmelt amounts for all the watersheds in Wyoming. Sorry, southwestern Wyoming, you’re below average this year! Anyways, people in the midwest pretty much live on a different planet than I do in NYC.
Maybe 2/3 of the way through Wyoming I could finally see the mountains I was aiming for, and that was nice. The last two hours or so of the drive were really pretty and fun.
So on the way back I’m taking I-70, so I can at least stop in Denver and St. Louis, but I suspect that Kansas is going to be almost as bad as Nebraska. If any of you are interested in taking 4 days in late March to accompany me on my return adventure, that would be fantastic.
With two people the whole thing really would be a very manageable amount of driving.